Princess Celestia vs. Kingdom of the Tinies

Story is edited version of an old RP between me and

Also, I tried my first gmod giant pony: fav.me/d7wi1yd
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The king draws his sword and shouts. "To the walls, men! Man the cannons! Defend the castle, and your king!"

Dozens of armoured soldiers run to fulfill their king's order, some point their flinchlock muskets towards the gigantic pony princess towering over their castle, while others start preparing cannons, loading bags of gunpowder and heavy cannon balls in.

Celestia watches, somewhat amused, the tiny humans hurrying to their positions but gets more serious and takes an diplomatic tone. "Please, your highness, this doesn't need to end with conflict, an apology will do-"

But the King interrupts Celestia, pointing his sword at her. "I have never apologized anything, and I'm not going to start now! Even now my army is massing near Equestria's border, and they have their orders to invade if you don't submit!"

"No, your highness." Celestia, standing in full height and looking down at the tiny monarch, took more serious face and raised her voice a little. "You have threatened my subjects, and wanting to invade my lands. We have wanted nothing but peace and your predecessors have always cherished our good relations." She looked around the castle's walls where soldiers were ready, a tiny castle dwarfed by her form. "Your weapons cannot harm me, and I have send orders to intercept you 'army'. I assure you, it is no threat to us."

The king swore furiously, but Celestia sighed and ignored him. "Very well, I see no other choice but to deal with you personally." With that, the colossal princess began to turn around, giving the king and his men a really good view of her posterior.

Giggling a little, Celestia begun to bend her hind legs. "Prepare to meet your... doom."

King's mouth hang open at the sight and it took a moment to get his composure back. "O-open fire!" He ordered. Few of his men realized what was coming and saw it better to flee from under the descending rump, but most fired their weapons, thundering noise and thick smoke covered the walls as muskets and cannons fired.

But little or no effect, bullets from the muskets were just too small to be even noticed and cannon balls bounced off from soft fur without causing any harm.
Too late the king realized the danger and began to run, only to be knocked down by mass of fur and flesh coming down on him. Celestia grinned and put more of her weight where she had sat, and the section of the castle simply collapsed. She stood up and turned to see what had happened. Soldiers had thrown away their weapons and ran away, and only a pile of stones remained of the castle where she had sat, but the king was nowhere to be seen, "Where is he?" She asked out loud, looking around of the rubble pile, but then she realized something and giggled. "Oh, don't tell me..." She looked back, wiggling her hear a little. While out of her field of view, yes, there was the king, firmly attached to Celestia's rump.

Celestia looked at the frightened tiny soldiers and leaned down, bringing her face very near someone who appears to be an officer, "Captain, since your king is now... unavailable, perhaps it would be vice for you to issue a surrender order, to save what is left your toy castle."

The captain and a group of his men moved backwards, pointing their weapons uselessly towards giant Celestia, "N-no! Give back our king!"

Celestia smirks, "Oh well, this section of the castle looks like it is a little better build... not that it has any change against me." She smirks and wiggles her massive rump again.

Celestia pulls her head back, and stands to her full height, and once more turns around...needless to say, this sends the unfortunate little army below into a tizzy.

Captain pales, knowing now what is to come. "Oh my God... wait! W-WAIT!! Parlay!!"

Celestia stops lowering her prodigious rear, and stands back up before facing her tiny foes once more. She smiles and tilts her head, in a way what in other circumstances would have looked cute. "So, that surrender...?"

Seeing that his men have already started to throw down their weapons, captain lowered his head, "We... we surren-"

"I know that you were a coward, captain! No surrender!" A new voice was heard, it was the king, while still stuck on Celestia's posterior, he shouted to his men below.

"But- but, sire, she is so... big! She will destroy the castle!" Captain shouted back, and looked at Celestia, "We surrender! We... we ask for mercy!"

Celestia smiles at the Captain. "There, isn't that better? No need for all this unpleasantness." She backs away from the castle and sits down in the grass. Pinning the unfortunate king between the ground and her flank, and shutting the loud-mouthed monarch up.

Celestia takes more formal tone. "Now then... it's time we discussed terms..."

Everyone sweatdrops at the way the king was silenced. Captain made a loud gulping sound, and took a step forward, "We can return to status quo? This has been... unfortunate mistake from our part. We also need to inform our army about this... if there is need for it."

Celestia shakes her head. "Status quo ante bellum? ...No, I'm afraid that won't do. Your troops crossed Equestria's border with hostile intent, and attempted to harm my subjects. Now, your kingdom will remain sovereign and independent, but there will be reparations to pay. Furthermore, your current king must either abdicate the throne, effective by year's end, or install a legislative council to act as a check on his own power. I believe the term is... 'constitutional monarchy'?" Celestia smirks and winks at the Captain. "And as for your army...well, I'll have to talk to my student first. But are those terms acceptable, Captain? Or will we have to continue this silliness?"

A muffled shout from the king can be heard from under her rump, captain stared at Celestia, looked back at his men and the castle, "Considering the circumstances... we... accept the terms. I trust no more harm will be done to our land, and we can get our army back."

Celestia smiles, looking down at the tiny humans. "Excellent. I am glad we could come to terms, Captain. Equestria shall inflict no further harm upon your lands... though a small garrison will be deployed to guard the border until things smooth over. As for your army, we will return a majority of the rank-and-file soldiers over the next few months... but ranking officers and the like will be held as prisoners of war until further notice, pending investigation and, if needed, trials for war crimes and other offenses."

The humans suddenly got worried looks, to which Celestia gave a calming smile. "Oh, don't be alarmed; we treat our POWs fairly, regardless of species...or size." She chuckles and continues, "Now, I do believe His Highness should be updated on the terms of the treaty? He probably didn't hear everything given his... cramped quarters at the moment."

Celestia lifted her hundred-ton rear off the king, revealing the unfortunate monarch in a crater shaped by Celestia's rump. Few soldiers rush to him and help him up. He moans in pain, holding his head, "Is it over... by God, the sheer weight!"

Captain spoke to king from the wall, "For you, this is probably just a beginning. Take him away!" The men helping the king looked at each other, but perhaps Celestia's presence alone was enough to convince them that it would be wisest to do as he said, and they obeyed the order, taking the king, who was still mumbled incoherently, with them.

Captain turned around, he looked at the damaged castle, and at Celestia, who was completely unharmed despite being fired at by muskets and cannons at point-blank range and even looked amused, he shook his head, "This day could have ended far worse, for us, I... thank you for being so understanding." He bowed to Celestia.

"Fear not, captain. I don't hold grudges. Usually. I hope we can eventually return to peaceful relations again, after this silly incident has been resolved."

"He looked surprisingly good, after all that." A soldier commented, looking back at the king, "Did you see the size of that thing!"

"That's no moon!" Another joked.

"Shut up, we have work do to." Captain silenced them, and pointed at the collapsed parts of the castle.

Celestia chuckled at the scene, watching the king be carried away by the soldiers. She stooed up, towering over the castle, and winked at the Captain as he looked back once more. "I'm glad we could settle this like calm adults, Captain. Hopefully, the next time we meet I won't have to smash a perfectly good castle... even though that part WAS fun, I'll admit. Farewell, and be sure to explain our peace treaty to your King as soon as possible. Before he gets any silly ideas about taking on Equestria again."

And with that, the Alicorn of the Sun trots off, her hoof steps shaking the ground.

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